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>> my wife didn't used to have a penis. that's weird. >> stephanie: what is the difference between that and the penis pills? >> it's testosterone roll onto give you testosterone. >> that couple looks very board with each other. >> that doesn't give you an instant -- >> stephanie: oh they are not boner pills? >> no those pills increase blood flow. >> stephanie: oh i see. >> testosterone has nothing to do with -- well indirectly it does -- >> probably because pesticides and plastics and all sorts of things have things that mimic estrogen. >> stephanie: so rush limbaugh is right about that. it's the chick-a-indication of america. >> what does it mean that the testosterone comes in a plastic container! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: i see. i'm just saying that couple looks has board as any other couple. >> it doesn't give you instant wood. am i allowed to say that? >> stephanie: i don't think so. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i thought we would start with a herp dirker ma gurd. a reporter thinks it
>> my wife didn't used to have a penis. that's weird. >> stephanie: what is the difference between that and the penis pills? >> it's testosterone roll onto give you testosterone. >> that couple looks very board with each other. >> that doesn't give you an instant -- >> stephanie: oh they are not boner pills? >> no those pills increase blood flow. >> stephanie: oh i see. >> testosterone has nothing to do with -- well indirectly it does --...
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that's why we use go to my pc by citrix. now you can do fancy stuff from anywhere. >> last night i was in my bed, had my ipad had my go to my pc app, had to download something from my desktop, and i did it from my bed. >> stephanie: you are a lazy bastard. >> it was the rocky mountain mike jingle. >> stephanie: right. this is how excited people get about go to my pc. it turns you into a total tech geek like that. >> a lazy tech geek. >> stephanie: there you go. try go to my pc free today click on the try it free button and enter the promo code stephanie. eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: taking back god, making back america, and all before breakfast. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ can become major victories. i'm phil mickelson, pro golfer. when i was diagnosed with psoriatic arthritis my rheumatologist prescribed enbrel for my pain and stiffness, and to help stop joint damage. [ male announcer ] enbrel may lower your ability to fight infections. serious, sometime
that's why we use go to my pc by citrix. now you can do fancy stuff from anywhere. >> last night i was in my bed, had my ipad had my go to my pc app, had to download something from my desktop, and i did it from my bed. >> stephanie: you are a lazy bastard. >> it was the rocky mountain mike jingle. >> stephanie: right. this is how excited people get about go to my pc. it turns you into a total tech geek like that. >> a lazy tech geek. >> stephanie: there you...
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i think that has a lot to do with us. >> right. and, you know, like -- i know i'm in a basically republican state here in nebraska, and, you know, i go to work i hear all of these things, and of course i voted for obama the first time ever that i voted and all i really got was an immigration law that immigrants are coming to this country and bringing all of these weapons, and i understand there are some bad things happening on the border but you know how many people in california like agriculturally do for this country? you know how many people in texas and these other places picking or food that we eat almost every day. >> stephanie: i would like to apologize for all of the previous stupidity of all of the previous republicans, and give you some pro flowers. would that help? [ laughter ] >> caller: yeah okay. >> stephanie: all right. hold on. if you are looking for flowers this valentine's day go to pro flowers and enter the pass word code stephanie. >> fun wow! >> stephanie: oh my god. we busted that out again. paul in nevada you
i think that has a lot to do with us. >> right. and, you know, like -- i know i'm in a basically republican state here in nebraska, and, you know, i go to work i hear all of these things, and of course i voted for obama the first time ever that i voted and all i really got was an immigration law that immigrants are coming to this country and bringing all of these weapons, and i understand there are some bad things happening on the border but you know how many people in california like...
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stay with us. what we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. by 2025 we could have 20 million jobs without enough college graduates to fill them. that's why at devry university we're teaming up with companies like cisco to help make sure everyone's ready with the know how we need for a new tomorrow. [ male announcer ] make sure america's ready. make sure you're ready. at devry.edu. ♪ ♪ [ piano plays ] troy polamalu's going deeper. ♪ ♪ and so is head & shoulders deep clean. [ male announcer ] with 7 benefits it goes deep to remove grease, gunk and flakes. deep. like me. [ male announcer ] head & shoulders deep clean for men. ♪ ♪ [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> ladies and gentlemen it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ stephanie: six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 toll three from everywhere. huh? >> hey! stephanie: jim moore is offer today because -- >> his knee is swollen. he needs to stay off of it. stephanie: right your knee, very very important for radio. >> we wis
stay with us. what we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. by 2025 we could have 20 million jobs without enough college graduates to fill them. that's why at devry university we're teaming up with companies like cisco to help make sure everyone's ready with the know how we need for a new tomorrow. [ male announcer ] make sure america's ready. make sure you're ready. at devry.edu. ♪ ♪ [ piano plays ] troy polamalu's going deeper. ♪ ♪ and so is head & shoulders...
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the american people are with us. i'm relying on the good sense of the american people more and more these days to really frighten the congress that if they do things like go after veterans benefits or -- or social security benefits they are going to pay at the poles and i think that's going to happen. >> stephanie: were you at this retreat yesterday, that the president spoke at -- >> i ran it. >> stephanie: oh okay. >> so cool. >> not only do we have the vice president, then the president, the former president, bill clinton, but steven colbert just left. >> stephanie: owe. >> yeah. >> stephanie: the president said it won't be smooth there will be frustrations, but he said if you keep focused i expect nancy pelosi will be speaker again pretty soon. echoing what you just said the american people are largely with us on all of these issues, and we have got to go for it. >> the republican congress right now is less popular than head lice. it's true. there was a poll head lice colonoscopies, root canals -- still more popul
the american people are with us. i'm relying on the good sense of the american people more and more these days to really frighten the congress that if they do things like go after veterans benefits or -- or social security benefits they are going to pay at the poles and i think that's going to happen. >> stephanie: were you at this retreat yesterday, that the president spoke at -- >> i ran it. >> stephanie: oh okay. >> so cool. >> not only do we have the vice...
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you're going to want to stay with us. it's a pretty, little town, with an ugly reputation. >> you just google harrison, what will come up is the klan. i'm all for that. >> the kkk doesn't speak for us at all. it speaks against god. (vo) which side will win the soul of harrison? >> we're never gonna move. they think this world isn't big enough for the both of them. but we assure you - it is. bites. little greatness. when many soles pass through the most trodden areas of your home your vacuum doesn't always pick up what's left behind. only the resolve easy clean system has foam power to stop dirt in its tracks. it penetrates deep within your carpet removing 3 times more dirt than vacuuming alone. leaving the busiest areas of your carpets, truly fresh and clean. the resolve easy clean system. don't just vacuum clean. resolve clean. when she's sad she writes about goblins. [ balloon pops goblin growling ] she wrote a lot about goblins after getting burned in the market. but she found someone to talk to and gained the confiden
you're going to want to stay with us. it's a pretty, little town, with an ugly reputation. >> you just google harrison, what will come up is the klan. i'm all for that. >> the kkk doesn't speak for us at all. it speaks against god. (vo) which side will win the soul of harrison? >> we're never gonna move. they think this world isn't big enough for the both of them. but we assure you - it is. bites. little greatness. when many soles pass through the most trodden areas of your...
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then they called us off. but like the last caller was saying no one has gone to jail. >> stephanie: even if they sent a drone in then, think how many more people would be alive today. >> caller: oh, of course. >> stephanie: right. all right, honey, thank you. let's go to doug in maryland. hey, doug. welcome. >> caller: hi, steph. long time fan ever since you guys came to current. thank you guys for that. i have a wife in afghanistan right now. it makes me nuts when i look at fox this morning and they're saying our military might not be able to defend itself properly if they have these cuts. if we cut out the contractors in afghanistan right now my wife would get the per diem they got ten years ago in iraq. we would still have plenty of leftover money. i'm all for defense cuts if you do it correctly and get rid of the contractors and pay the people in the suits to do what they're supposed to do. >> stephanie: right. but that's the thing is doing it correctly. and the president talked about that yesterday. >> o
then they called us off. but like the last caller was saying no one has gone to jail. >> stephanie: even if they sent a drone in then, think how many more people would be alive today. >> caller: oh, of course. >> stephanie: right. all right, honey, thank you. let's go to doug in maryland. hey, doug. welcome. >> caller: hi, steph. long time fan ever since you guys came to current. thank you guys for that. i have a wife in afghanistan right now. it makes me nuts when i...